Tuesday, September 05, 2006

And the winner is....

In this shocker...ready, sit down for this... the Republican morons in Florida have decided that Katherine Harris is their candidate for US Senate. Cruela DeVille won by almost a 2-1 margin. Isn't that earth shattering news? No???

Now she runs against a real earthling, the incumbent Bill Nelson, who isn't prone to such pronouncements as her verbal farts from last week. As you may or may not know, she announced to the Baptists that separation of church and state is a lie. Must be something in the water down there, since they have so much of it that causes those folks in Florida to vote for that hideous impersonation of a human, re-elect Jeb Bush and burst into spontaneous parades on Calle Ocho. Could be the heat, too. Or it could be just that there is a high percentage of stupid people in Florida. It's a toss up.

But that is a seat the Dems should be able to hold on to in Novemeber. And who knows what kind of asinine comments Cruela may spout between now and the general election. I'll wait here.

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