Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Israel is sending ground troops into Lebanon. Bush made a total ass out of himself at the G8 meeting. The country is acting like a broiler oven. But damn if the US House of Representatives didn't find another divisive, irrelevant issue to take a vote on today. That's right, it's the return of (Boris Karloff music, please) an assault on the Constitution to preserve heterosexual marriage! We're saved again from having to an effective arm of government debate issues of real importance. Thankfully, there is no need to provide leadership in the middle east. Just give us some posturing, please. More soup please, sir. Me no want to talk about bombs and missiles, me want to talk about two people in love.
But we won. Not enough votes, just like those jackasses knew beforehand. Let's have stupid debate and lots of gnashing of teeth and hair pulling. You'd think it was a drag show. Insipid comments, ridiculous arguments, a total lack of vision and leadership. And would someone please show Marilyn Manson Musgrave the door? What a whiny baby. It is hard to believe these are some of the most influential people in the world the way they throw temper tantrums like a 3 year old. The House has become agiant campout with lots of scary stories of homosexuals and what we are going do to their precious marriages. Grow up, will ya? Waah, waah.